Happy Birthday USA!

It's America's birthday and I'm festooned!

I'm celebrating America's birthday all month long, and so happy now that those scary fireworks are in the rear view mirror. They had me quivering under the bed like a leaf flapping in the breeze.

Things have been a little unsettling for the birthday girl in recent years -- 74 percent turnover at the president’s house, trade wars, and a human right crisis… and that's just for starters. I’m glad I just have to take care of my little house; a dog’s life doesn’t seem so bad in comparison.

Despite the turmoil, there's nowhere else I'd rather be than the land of the free and the home of the brave. Things have gotten more political on TV lately, and I can’t help but appreciate that even though things are far from perfect, there’s an opportunity for them to change.

Listen, it could be worse. In that country led by the president's buddy, I heard they eat dog meat with their kimchi. If that's true, I’d definitely rather stay in the states.